crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008

crack music 

That REAL black music.

It's that crack music nigga. That real black music, nigga.

crack music by J. Celebration January 17, 2007

crack-tat 

A tatoo, sometimes facile, while other times embellished and elaborate that is typically found on the lower back of females sorority girls, raver chicks, strawberries, fresas, girls gone wild, spring break enthusiasts, wanna-be's, mattress-backs, etc., above and around the butt crack and at times extending therein...

Sometimes used to cover or take notice off of significant stetch marks or cellulite...

Look at that (enter female descriptive word of choice) crack-tat; Fuck man! check out that bitch's hot ass crack-tat; Christ! that is the weakest excuse for a crack-tat I've ever seen; In chemistry class, Alice bent over to pick up her dropped book and I saw her fucking knarly ass crack-tat.

crack-tat by Greg Lindsey, Monica L. October 28, 2004

Crack a Cold One With the Boys 

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch

Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

Crack a Cold One With the Boys by thedarkmemelord May 27, 2017

crack-track 

The imprint that is left on the back of a toilet seat by someone (usually a fat ass) who has not been diligent in wiping. The combination of sweaty ass-crack and residual shit results in the depositing of a brown streak on the toilet seat. Most commonly found in public restrooms.

Man, I really had to take a dump this morning, but someone had left a crack-track in the first stall. So I moved on down the line.

crack-track by fishinmusician December 11, 2009

Crack Pageant 

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

Crack Pageant by crackpageant July 24, 2010

Crack'kins diet 

A method of losing weight similar to the Atkins diet but where as the participant smokes crack to achieve the same weight loss results

Saw Mathew the other day he's lost a lot of weight he looks ill, think he's been on the crack'kins diet

Crack'kins diet by 123456789DDD April 20, 2019