by WaxholeDefiner March 28, 2021
by BoiJay7 February 03, 2015
The protagonist and detective of the Xbox game "LA Noire."
Arrogant, smart, and incisive, Cole Phelps is without a doubt a mile ahead Sherlock Holmes. He's the strongest detective alive.
"Phelps is just so much better than Sherlock Holmes, so I'm not sure what those Holmes fanboys are doing. Go home, honestly. Go daydream about Sherlock Holmes all you want, but he ain't ever better than my boy Cole Phelps in LA Noire." ~ An Expert (I'm using Ethos for credibility)
Arrogant, smart, and incisive, Cole Phelps is without a doubt a mile ahead Sherlock Holmes. He's the strongest detective alive.
"Phelps is just so much better than Sherlock Holmes, so I'm not sure what those Holmes fanboys are doing. Go home, honestly. Go daydream about Sherlock Holmes all you want, but he ain't ever better than my boy Cole Phelps in LA Noire." ~ An Expert (I'm using Ethos for credibility)
#1
Cole Phelps: "You keep lying to me, and I'll send you, and your baby, to jail."
#2
Speaker: "Cole Phelps was one of the two detectives who received a silver star of honor in the second world war."
#3
Cole Phelps: "I'll ask the DA for the maximum! That's ten years in prison. You can kiss your youth goodbye."
Cole Phelps: "You keep lying to me, and I'll send you, and your baby, to jail."
#2
Speaker: "Cole Phelps was one of the two detectives who received a silver star of honor in the second world war."
#3
Cole Phelps: "I'll ask the DA for the maximum! That's ten years in prison. You can kiss your youth goodbye."
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
A really sexy man that plays minecraft because he's not virgin like NearMLG.
Also has a really big pp.
Also has a really big pp.
by Khitty69ocoa June 12, 2019
Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.
Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.
by Have some dick mate July 02, 2017
The most inbred person on the planet. His cock will make you jump back of how its so big. Also another word for autism.
Girl 1: I heard cole chapman's cock killed 3 girls last night!
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...
Girl 2: I wish cole chapman would punish me with his cock...
by jimstrong2314 March 07, 2017
Wow, look at the positively wondrous man.
-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?
- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!
-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?
- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!
by Notchester June 30, 2021