Business Coke

A diet coke that is drank in a corporate environment for the purpose of improving efficiency. Business cokes must be consumed when wearing at least business casual, and in cancer-inducing quantities.

"Got a lot to do today?"
"I did, but I just shotgunned four business cokes. This shit is pringles."

"I'm sorry, you're going to have to quit your job in investment banking. You have business coke-induced cancer. Business cancer."

by Business Mattr3ss August 1, 2009

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space coke

Cocaine that came from space. Referred to in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

Here try this space coke man, I got it from the aliens.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

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coke-knuckle

when someone snorts all of your cocaine, you get pissed off and punch them in the face. resulting in the cocaine residue getting on your knuckles

Lindsay Lohan snorted all my coke. I proceeded to punch her, therefore resulting in me having coke-knuckles for the rest of the night.

by matttfg August 6, 2007

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crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it

that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020

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Classic Coke

1. The original version of the soft drink "Coca-Cola"

2. That kid WillyG gave the Dee to on Wasteland (CoD Mw2).
Also a huge asshole on xbox

1. "Buy some Classic Coke mom, I'm thirsty"

2. "Did you see Classic Coke get fucked in the ass by WillyG? HOLY SHIT! He is in my game!"

by Showtimaa October 24, 2011

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coke nails

When you like to snort cocaine, sometimes you will grow out your pinky nails so you can scoop small amounts of coke out of your baggie. Having coke nails makes doing coke in crowded places much easier.

Damn, that girl has got some long coke nails!

by CheyBayBay August 25, 2013

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