cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze February 23, 2016

Clean Drop

(N) When you can squat, drop, and walk; no wipe.

Dude I’ve been dropping a lot of clean drops lately.

by McDeuce August 20, 2018

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)

i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake

by michael foolsley November 20, 2012

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 08, 2017

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 02, 2015

clean kinged

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.

Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.

by autobon August 24, 2006

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013