chiffle

the crumbs at the bottom of the bag, that no one ever wants, but are inevitably all that's ever offered to you.

Joe offered Sally the rest of his chips, but all that was left was chiffle.

by molly f. November 13, 2007

Chiff

The curvature of ones dick

Yo his chiff is crazy. Its like hes holstering a banana!

by Uknowwho420 January 19, 2011

chaffic

The most handsome and best therapist you will ever have. Don’t ever let a Chaffic leave your life or you’ll regret it.

Patient 1: Chaffic is so amazing

Patient 2: He’s good looking to
Patient 1 and 2: Lets never leave him

by Ms.page December 29, 2021

Chuffing

The act of giving head.

"She was chuffing me off last night and my mum walked in!"

by gaydar2010 February 21, 2010

chuf

A complimetary phrase, if applied in a positive sense (chuf up), given by someone if they see someone else do something that is funny/cool/really stupid.
Also an insult if applied in a negative sense (chuf down), if someone commits an act that is agreed by the surrounding people to be gay/douchy/fagatronic.
Also a rating scale. By "chuffing up", you increase your chuf rating on a scale that ranges from -6 to 6. If you have negative chuf, like Gary Miskovsky or Oprah, you are a dick.

<person commits an interesting/funny act>
"CHUF UP"

a person can also be defined by a chuf rating-
"That kid Gary is a negative 6 chuf"

by chuflover April 27, 2009

chuffed

70's-speak for the lingering, pleasant feeling of sexual satisfaction

"man, I'm heavily chuffed; Buffy was wild!"

by big johnson2 October 31, 2007

Chuffer

A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.

I met him once while I was crushing his projects...

by LosBenitos June 27, 2010