christopher

the best man ever

the smartest guy you'll meet

omg is that christopher
omg omg omg omg omg it is

by 1414144141 October 3, 2018

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024

Christophe

A christian white boy with trauma and unspeakable flirtiness he makes women fall head over heels and is smart but very bad at making decisions when two things benefit

Girl1:I love Christophe he is so hot
Girl2:And so Smart
Girl3:His penis is quite large

by Killstorm January 21, 2023

Christopher

A bitch

Christopher is a bitch

by Ykjss November 20, 2023

Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool

Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.

by anonymous April 28, 2023