Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.

Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!

by SirOlmec March 6, 2012

choadgargler

person who sucks short, fat penises

Hey, choadgargler, how's the dicksucking business

by Zoombah February 24, 2014

choahawk

Growth of pubic hair between the scrotum and anus that forms naturally from compression between the legs.

Hey brah, does your ass a goatie? No man, that's my choahawk.

by mattchew7255 July 28, 2014

choahawk

Growth of pubic hair between the scrotum and anus that forms naturally from compression between the legs.

Hey brah, does your ass have a goatie? No man, that's my choahawk.

by mattchew7255 July 29, 2014

choadwrinkle

When age defiined choad wrinkles are counted , they can be used to accurately determine the age of the specimen in relation to his stress levels. Similar to the rings found on the trunks of many trees. A wrinkle that commonly appears on the "choad" region of the male body. The choad is a small area of skin between the anus and scrotum or between the vagina and anus. This area is also referred to as a "taint." Example given : "Taint your balls!", "Taint your asshole!" , TIS YOUR TAINT!

I know she was 18!! I counted her choadwrinkle twice!

by AnonymousTexasUser August 7, 2015

choaner

Chimichanga/Boner- when a man puts taco/Chimichanga mix on his penis/Boner and has his significant other suck it off.

Sentence

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Bro last night she totally gave me a choaner, I'll never have Mexican again.

by Definitiondeviant September 19, 2016