Chode

A person that corrects people on the definition of the word Chode. Also known in Europe as a Bell End or Zaq for short.

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

by Jodak April 11, 2008

Chode

A dick that is thicker and shorter than a beautiful, normal penis.

Omg Ew, he wuz old and fat and pimply with a red, little chode!

by JCmegabyte December 24, 2008

Chode

Having a tuna can for a penis

a tuna can

by spoony love from up above May 21, 2003

Chode

chode is a tunacan penis, one shorter than it is wide...every1s confused with the workd GRUNDLE

by J-Dawgs June 13, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Un dai February 21, 2007

Chode

Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.

Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode

by chocolate hotdog MKAY May 23, 2011

Chode

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 05, 2015