chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

chode

Caricature by the late cartoonist Rodney L. Rotham; Characterized as being a rotund woman of diminiutive stature who's most notable feature is that her width exceeds her height.

For a picture look in book, "A World Below: A Compendium of Everything I never Saw."

by Chodaholic May 27, 2005

chode

1. A small fat penis
2. a douche-bag person
3. a word added to the end of the sentence..just because.

1. Wow, i like how this guy has a chode.
2. Dude, this guy is a chode.
3. Ahh, ahh, ahh, I like how, wow,....chode.

by Johnny poo-poo pants April 23, 2008

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon August 21, 2006

Chode

Can be used in a degrading manner to mean an idiot.

Ya chode, u just passed up the exit!

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

chode

The spreadable cheesy wrinkley essence of a man between the hairy scrotum and the goopy brown eye.

please pass the chode Mrs. Robinson

by Da Rimmer, Jonathong, Chodey, and Kreamy July 17, 2004