a way to describe the distance of a friends house in comparison to ones own house from a static location
example: two friends at school one with a car the other with weak short legs that cant walk the 43 miles to his house
example: two friends at school one with a car the other with weak short legs that cant walk the 43 miles to his house
small white guy:can you give me a ride home
rather large mexican freind:no dude you live in butt ass china
small white guy:butt at leist im not from mexico
rather large mexican freind:fuck you im leaving your ass here
small white guy:fuckin spic
the rather large mexican freind puches white guy is nose then stomps his colon
white guy bleeding from colon and face cries out why oh why do i have to live in butt ass china
rather large mexican freind:no dude you live in butt ass china
small white guy:butt at leist im not from mexico
rather large mexican freind:fuck you im leaving your ass here
small white guy:fuckin spic
the rather large mexican freind puches white guy is nose then stomps his colon
white guy bleeding from colon and face cries out why oh why do i have to live in butt ass china
by JasonWilliams March 26, 2008
Get the butt ass china mug.Or more likely to be called the Gan Mao Zedong’s. Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.
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The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.
I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.
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Get the man china mug.Much like chigga and nigga, chibba is the white version of saying nigga. But for white people who wanna be popular hip-hop singers
by BigCabb June 2, 2017
Get the Chibba mug.An apt description for the sinofication of Canada as it continues to change via unchecked immigration policy and back door dealings, one major city at a time. Vancouver is already gone and Calgary is nearly there, while Toronto remains a property-hoarding battle between the caste-obsessed East-Indianite and the ever-smug/proud Chinoceros. While U.S. metropolises generally experience white flight within their city limits, such is currently happening on a country-wide scale, with white Anglo-saxons and Europeans fleeing (incredulously) to Montreal, Ottawa and surrounding areas of Ontario and Quebec (outside of the GTA, and areas between Gatineau and Montreal.
Racial shit-stirring aside, not being from here is fine. Wilful ignorance, self-segregation, and duplicitous attempts to force servitude on renters (e.g. massages, cooking, yard work) for a "rental discount" is a fucking travesty, and you wannabe shark parasites will soon be forced to atone.
If you're Anglo Canadian, under 30, not a whiney/insufferable/complacent or idle, navel-gazing asshole like many Canadians, and you have the option to leave, GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Canada is a fucking scam
Racial shit-stirring aside, not being from here is fine. Wilful ignorance, self-segregation, and duplicitous attempts to force servitude on renters (e.g. massages, cooking, yard work) for a "rental discount" is a fucking travesty, and you wannabe shark parasites will soon be forced to atone.
If you're Anglo Canadian, under 30, not a whiney/insufferable/complacent or idle, navel-gazing asshole like many Canadians, and you have the option to leave, GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN. Canada is a fucking scam
Q: Have you been downtown lately? The chinks are enveloping this place like a horde of marauding flies on shit! They've bought all the commercial property and keep letting their cunt kids open bubble fucking tea shops and terrible restaurants with names like Happy Fun-time Laugh BBQ-Face Good Time.
A: I know! It's "Chinada" these days , eh? I'm not sure how I'm gonna open a business now. I spoke with Lao Fuk Yoo about renting a space in one of his buildings. He squinty-laughed and then said only on the condition that I pay monthly bloated rent as non-Chinese tax. I might fuck off to Australia, instead. At least they stopped the cunts buying the entire country before it was too late!
A: I know! It's "Chinada" these days , eh? I'm not sure how I'm gonna open a business now. I spoke with Lao Fuk Yoo about renting a space in one of his buildings. He squinty-laughed and then said only on the condition that I pay monthly bloated rent as non-Chinese tax. I might fuck off to Australia, instead. At least they stopped the cunts buying the entire country before it was too late!
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