Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023

It’s the badass shit that the Outlaw Josey Wales chews if you ain’t seen the movie then grab some chew and enjoy
Ay you got some chew man
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)
Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!
Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)
Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)
by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

by JLev Newms Mskinit July 11, 2010

by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.
by maklunky August 2, 2023
