homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

caps lock angry

Writing texts, emails or messages in caps lock to show you are shouting or angry at someone.

Don't go all caps lock angry on me

by bellyjelly February 23, 2011

capslocalypse

Talking in all caps lock for an extended period of time, without interruption.

Person321: YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Person321: LIKE
Person321: OH
Person321: MY
Person321: GOD
Bucky: woah, capslocalypse alert

by prollygon July 5, 2011

capslock

To be over-stated, gaudy, flashy or loud about something.

I really like this pink Hello Kitty microwave, but I don't wan't to be all capslock about my love for her.

by StillAlicia August 12, 2011

No-Caps Syndrome

When a person writes many illegible, rushed text messages. They lose all meaning on the concept of "Capital Letters" for not just texting, but school and work also.

Girl 1: Sheila just got fired from being an author for having No-Caps Syndrome!
Girl 2: Wait, how did she get hired in the first place?
Girl 1: No idea, maybe something about workplace equality, somewhere around that area.

by Cam12364 March 18, 2015

not the bluey capsule

I hate myself
Blueycapsules but not the

Person 1: Not the bluey capsule
Person 2: yeah bluey capsule sucks azz

Person3: Blueycapsules fans dni pls

by Ivory The Gay March 20, 2022

Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).

Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?

by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005