chamber maid

a whore or a slut or someone with a smelly twat

"That bitch is a chamber maid"

by ewag March 5, 2007

coal chamber

A pretty decent heavy metal band, but like Slipknot, they're NOT Death Metal. They're slightly heavier than Slipknot, though.
Best songs: Fiend, Dark Days, Something Told Me

Frontman Dez Fafara has a much better band called Devildriver that's actual Death Metal.

Fiend for the fans and fodder for the puh-RES!

by Jason Voorhees October 25, 2003

chalmers

Beating somone in a sport so badly that you feel bad that you give your opposition a token one point.

"Did you see Chung got chalmers at the club the other day."

by 7ft pixie November 5, 2020

chalmers

Beating somone in a sport so badly that you feel bad that you give your opposition a token one point.

"Did you see Chung got chalmers at the club the other day."

by 7ft pixie November 5, 2020

Snake charmer

The Snake charmer when a snake bites a man penis coils around it and squeezes it to the point in which it bursts

I went to the zoo yesterday I got a Snake charmer

by Channman March 2, 2017

champer

In reference to the male gentitalia.

Used in small groups as an affectionate name for friends.

Rab's favourite word

Rab - "Alright champer ! Did you see those champers last night, I've never seen champers like it"

or

"Did you see the size of that cunts champer ?"

"Aye it's a total arse splitter"

by gaping munt March 6, 2004

choad charmer

A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.

Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!

by B Warden March 26, 2007