by Max Sugerman May 28, 2008
Get the captain zulu mug.One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
by Badwsky February 7, 2009
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A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.
A woman who queefs a lot
A woman who queefs a lot
by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009
Get the Captain Queef mug.a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of mass quantities of Captain Morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.
Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.
Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
(phone ringing) dad answers "Hey this is Frank"
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!
Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?
Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!
Dad : Thanks ?
Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...
The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?
Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!
Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?
Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!
Dad : Thanks ?
Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...
The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?
Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!
by reverend gov June 23, 2010
Get the captain was here mug.To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010
Get the Captain Birds Eye mug.The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!
LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)
by k.sfbhklsfbhlskj October 4, 2011
Get the Captain Canuk mug.Captain Save a Hoe is a popular phrase that originated in 1965 and came from black exploitation movies to describe men who would give money to women who didn't earn it.
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