Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 18, 2017

money crab

A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.

Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.

by The ginger December 04, 2018

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

finger crab

Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.

Keith: What's that on your finger?

Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab

by fingerslammer December 17, 2013

crab hole

Crab hole is an infected butthole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020

Crab trap

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs

Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too

by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017

crab catcher

Another name for a mustache

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!

by Karlsays April 26, 2015