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National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*
“Happy Buy Malakhii something day“
“I bought malakhii a trackhawk
National Buy Malakhii something day is a day to celebrate and appreciate @xalakhii
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Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
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bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
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Adderall is a prescription medication that is commonly used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and narcolepsy.
It's important to note that Adderall is a controlled substance due to its potential for abuse and dependence. It should only be used under the guidance and supervision of a qualified healthcare professional. Misuse or overuse of Adderall can lead to serious side effects and health risks.
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Bui

Means you’re sweet but stupid at the same time
You’re so bui
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ELYSA HUE LE BUI

Elysa hue le bui, your local supeer gay furry. SHell make you laugh until your shit pops out
Hey elysa hue le bui!
"hey"
*shit pops out*
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Buy the rope

Hang yourself.
John: I think Drake is the goat.

Michael: Buy the rope tonight.
by Dracowalkemdown March 31, 2025
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