Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

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Bathroom Fuckers

A group of black men usually 3 or more that wait in public bathrooms and sexually assault women. The group waits in the female restroom and when a girl walks in, one black male "bops" her on the head to render her unconscious or to daze her. After the female is subdued, the black males forcibly penetrate and sodomize her. After all of the black males have finished having forced intercourse with the female, one of the black males hits her with "The Lightning" and it erases her memory. Then the black males let her leave. The only person who can stop the "Bathroom Fuckers" and is immune to "The Lightning" is Crazy Dave, AKA Dizzy D.

Me: Hey bro whats going on?
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".

by Megaman222 June 12, 2011

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Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 30, 2020

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Killer fucker

Someone who smashes a killer.

I used to date a killer fucker

by urmomknowsmylength January 20, 2022

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Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.

She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.

by Lilybean2233 October 18, 2019

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