Billy Breakdown. The Man, The Legend.
"Who is Billy Breakdown?" you ask?
-He's THE STANDARD in br00tal L0Wz.
-His name is backed with multiple gold medals in the 16 & Under Lows Division.
-he also possesses a collection of bronze and silver medals that collectively could armor a Panzer tank. he earned most of these between the ages of 6 and 10.
-He was a part of over 10 bands before he played his first gig. Cold feet, you say? No. These bands were merely pussies and did not have enough breakdowns in their songs to carry his good name.
"Who is Billy Breakdown?" you ask?
-He's THE STANDARD in br00tal L0Wz.
-His name is backed with multiple gold medals in the 16 & Under Lows Division.
-he also possesses a collection of bronze and silver medals that collectively could armor a Panzer tank. he earned most of these between the ages of 6 and 10.
-He was a part of over 10 bands before he played his first gig. Cold feet, you say? No. These bands were merely pussies and did not have enough breakdowns in their songs to carry his good name.
Example 1:
Papa Breakdown:"What the hell just shook the windows? I hate those fucking cars with subwoofers."
Mama Breakdown:"honey, that wasn't a car, Billy's in his room practicing his br00tal lows since you grounded him"
Example 2:
"Billy Breakdown's lows sure do rattle my balls."
Papa Breakdown:"What the hell just shook the windows? I hate those fucking cars with subwoofers."
Mama Breakdown:"honey, that wasn't a car, Billy's in his room practicing his br00tal lows since you grounded him"
Example 2:
"Billy Breakdown's lows sure do rattle my balls."
by Danger_Rick January 29, 2009
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Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"
I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009
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the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker
Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."
Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."
Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."
Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009
Get the lunch break mug.To adapt a new lifestyle which is in stark contrast to the one you previously had. Generally used when someone who previously followed rules and regulations begins to deviate from them to achieve new goals/desires. The term is most often used when someone who is generally accepted as "good" adapts behaviors which are seen as "bad".
"What he's just gonna break bad?” Jesse Season 1, Episode 1 Breaking Bad
"Walt broke bad when he was diagnosed with cancer...."
"Walt broke bad when he was diagnosed with cancer...."
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by DP Dangerous January 7, 2012
Get the Go break your ribs mug.A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.
I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.
by ChevayChase April 12, 2015
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