shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

Breakfast

What you will shout to have the world for if you drink volcanicity.

George Volcano: "It will make you shout, 'C'mon world I'll have you for breakfast!' Try some!"
Tyrannosaurus Allen: "Hmm yes, I do feel hydrated! C'MON WORLD I'm Tyrannosaurus Allen AND I'll HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"

by John Claset February 22, 2008

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007

breakfastmaker

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.

I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

by Steve Crayston June 18, 2006

Breakfast

The act of breaking up with someone quickly

I am so hurt, we just started dating last week, he must have gotten what he wanted because he served me breakfast this morning.

by Seven Spirits July 15, 2023

Columbian breakfast

Cocain served as a substitute for breakfast, in bed.

A women is surprised by her loving sugar daddy with Columbian Breakfast in bed. In what content was the breakfast served on you ask? a mirror. And the utensils? A razzor blade.

by Plude Gist October 24, 2009