Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

brandon

he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood

person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table

by rowbydowby May 27, 2019

Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018