Boner Pockets

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.

"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"

by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008

Fear Boner

An unexpected boner provoked by a frightening experience or unusually strong or dangerous potential mate.

Sally: I'll break your fucking nose, Tom.
Tom: Fear boner, activate!

by jpb103 May 19, 2016

Courtesy Boner

An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.

The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

by ChiGal November 2, 2008

awkward boner

an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places

The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.

by hunglow57 February 2, 2009

boner belt

a belt used to hold in a boner, usually worn at all times around the waist.

mr. key made use of his boner belt when his erection knocked out his grandmother.

by pokishimama March 1, 2003

Ghost Boner

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.

Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!

by GREB! December 21, 2008