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beautifully made wheels. i bought one at twenty. just wait for a good deal to come around. like someone said in a post before, they do not keep their reselling value for very long. Sooo... buy an early 90's model with very little mileage and then deliver pizzas in it for chump change and then shoot yourself when you look at the amount of money you are making and then you look at the amount of money you are spending on your car, but not because it breaks down a lot (on the contrary) but because it is so awesome that you have to keep making it better with performance parts that are cheaper than replacing the stock parts so you can justify spending so much money! :) have fun street racers with your modded crx's that get melted down to use as brake pads for bmws. the fact that my car is 4 times more heavy but is three times as fast says a lot...
And I also do not think that mercedes can even compare. It's not about how much you spend but what you spend it on.
The fact that almost any bmw is faster than almost any mercedes is point taken. If you want a luxury vehicle that can still compete with almost any other car than get a bimmer. BMW is just not fantasized about by the popular crowd anymore because it not featured in rap "music" videos. AT ALL. I wonder why?
"Man that little white bitch over there driving the bmw and listening to rock music is just a little spoiled brat with rich parents. I doubt that guy even has to work. What a dumb ass he spent all that money on that car when he could have gotten a badass dodge neon with a body kit and spoiler that is like WAY faster!" - Jealous Hater who couldn't be any MORE wrong about anything he says (the white guy driving the bimmer has lived on his own since he was 16 and has paid for everything he has ever had but not through white privilege but because he WORKS for it, works 60 hours or more a week to pay his bills and to live the way he wants to)
by Jerry the race car driver September 11, 2006
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BME Pain Olympics

A really messed up viral video. It involves the act of men "home"-castrating themselves. It shows the entire process of the castration. The video ends with showing the finished product. The tools involved were cutting boards, a knife for one guy, and an axe for the other guy.
I watched the BME Pain Olympics video, and I threw up, passed out, and I woke up with a painful set of dick and balls.
by CrunkSandwich January 4, 2008
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BMworthy

When a girl is worthy of driving a BMW or any other high end luxury car.

When a guy gives a girl huge money for no reason, just cause she's the bomb.
Why'd Dave give Amy all that money?

Cause he knew she was BMworthy and wanted to make all her dreams come true.
by ams90 April 28, 2010
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BMW

That's a BMW.

What?!

Black Man's Wish.
by qbobdole March 2, 2009
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BMac

the person who thinks Sal is gay. HAHA
by BMAC February 25, 2003
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bmx

One of the three skatepark sports (bmxing, skateboarding and rollerblading) where the bmxer rides their bikes and does 540s out of the bowl and other massive shit. Often (but not always) they seem to have a problem with skateboarders and rollerbladers, but are ignored by both. If you Bmx, then beware of the skaters and bladers as they will get in your landing zone. If you skate or blade, beware of bmxers as they are really fast and heavy and hurt when they hit you.

And even though I skate, I didnt bag out bmxing. Its a shame it doesnt work the other way around.
First Guy: "Hey! Dya see that 360 tailwhip barspin! It was awesome!"

Bmxer Guy: "Uh, skating sucks!"

Skater Guy doesnt even bother bagging out bmxing and gets back to his Heelflip tailslides on the grindbox.
by Damaniac88 June 25, 2005
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bmsaltao

A youtube celebrity not from Porto Rico!

His name is Bruno and he is a fourteen year old boy but apparently looks like he is eighteen.
He makes really really really funny videos on youtube. He has an obsession with COOKIES!

He is the kind of person who you would spend the whole day talking with :)
Apparently he is white...or blue... or i dont know...
HE HAS A REALLY FLUFFY HAIR THAT YOU WILL WANNA SPEND THE WHOLE DAY TOUCHING! <33

Type bmsaltao on youtube and you will find by yourself everything that was written here.

youtube.com/bmsaltao <-- This is where you´ll find him :)
bmsaltao
by yourfan<3 May 22, 2011
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