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Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!
by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019
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Bare Bumper

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019
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Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.
Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning
by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020
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fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep
Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper
by Pool bound April 12, 2021
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Back bumper

She’s got a back bumper! Who knew!!
by whiteguy16262626 October 31, 2021
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Wicked bumper

Butty with attitude - in Jamaica, a female "Tourist Official" asked, if I knew what "a wicked bumper" is: As I toll her I did not know, she explained that Jamaicans usually call a "butty with posture" , resp. "Butty with attitude" a
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!
Gosh, what a wicked bumper she has!
by barondebonne August 20, 2021
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jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022
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