behind the cow

Having a particularly shitty day

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.

by wordchick October 5, 2009

blindees

a group of two or more blind people

it appears as if i am walking with a group of blindees
how could you miss a car that was zooming towards you at a speed 100mph

by mihussy October 11, 2009

blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like

Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date

by arneh April 12, 2012

Blindsch

The "blindsch" is a person that participated in a circle / king's cup drinking game. If you lose, you become the "blindsch".

For the whole evening he has to adopt the "blindsch" identity (e.g. introduce himself to other people, ...)
The rest of the king's cup players may determine a woman / guy the "blindsch" has to talk with.

Girl in red dress: "Hey you look cute tonight, what's your name?"
"blindsch": "Oy, thanks - my name is blindsch and you?"
Girl in red dress walks away disgusted.

by alpha_male January 17, 2014

blind nil

Inserting yourself into a situation despite your lack of knowledge

"I'm not sure if the girl at the bar is dating the guy with her so I'm going blind nil and asking her if it's her brother" also referred to as going nill

by Floppy flop January 27, 2017

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

Blindey

A cute girl who can’t see anything on her phone or read anything because she is farsighted.

I will explain every emoji in my text because I know you can’t see them, Blindey.

by TimHoHo August 2, 2018