splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

by John Vino December 23, 2011

braceville

Where the hood rats wonder the streets in search of a dirty mudd puddle to wash their hair. Or where every one gets stoned. Where its okay if you're...different! Braceville is a place of Diseases and nasty bushes..not the trees.

Also the Braceville face, commonly used with people of the normal species. Make your bottom lip crawl away to the right, and there you have it!

He did that when?! Wtf, he must me from braceville.

I must be having bwaceville moment because I just don't get it.

by wershmier90 May 27, 2009

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004

Okinawan Water Bracelet

A sexual act between three indivudals involving three charcoal briquettes, a ball gag, two flogging paddles, a water hose, and a jar of honey. A filthy sexual act that requires a certain dexterity and flexibility of its participants. The spreading of and simultaneous stuffing of certain bodily orfices is required of all participants. Originated in picnic areas and water parks in the United States in the early 1990s. Popular among gay men and drunk college girls 'looking to experiment' after consuming bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

"Dude, did you hear that Billy gave Chachi and Dirk an Okinawan Water Bracelet last night at the party, right in front of everybody? That dude craaaaaaaaaazy!"

by Grand_D_D August 4, 2009

brace face

a person that uses their teeth as a fence, not allowing a guy to stick his dick in her/his mouth.

"Dude she was being such a bitch last night, that hoe brace faced me"

by JAKE AND JULIE March 19, 2008

jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets to me Mean Pretty much nothing i Mean the Game sounds pretty kool and All But.. I wear them because i like them.. As far as this hole thing about. The Media and shit of course it was.. I NEVER Heard of these bracelets untill one day i seen them on Dr. Phil I was flicking threw the channels and seen the same braceletes i had on my wrist I was like WTF!! Personally.. I think its stupid.. The School and Places are baning them.. I honestly.. do!!

Just because I wear Orange,Blue,Black,Purple Doesnt mean Im going to go have sex,kiss,Oral Sex with a total Stranger.. Think about it ppl.. its like me saying.. Ya those Shoes everbody are wearing are a sex Sybmole Because you have Red Laces your gonna have to give sumbody a lap dance... Geez..

by Monica January 9, 2004

wine braces

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

by kbewild71 October 8, 2008