beeeeeaaatch

bith but said longer then the regular short beatch.

yo beeeeeaaaaatch, can't you hear me

by Jesse Hildo April 27, 2003

beeeeaaaaam

an exclamation of either
1) to be impressed
2) to show off,or show up
3) to impress some one
4) to show happiness
popularized in the poptart commercials.

guy1: "look at that ride with the twenty inch rims and flames!"

guy2: "beeeaaaaam! thats nice!"

by j-la July 27, 2003

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Bendelshnits

A word used for exclaiming extreme happiness/sadness that doesnt sound like English, which makes it all the more fun to say! Not to be confused with any German words...

Friend 1: I made you a really awesome chocolate cake!
Friend 2: Awww, bendelshnits!

Friend 1: My brother got hit by a bus yesterday!
Friend 2: Aw, bendelshnits.

by NatureValley Barbie July 29, 2011

Beeeeeed

A geordie way to say bed but in a much more friendly manner

As a wise Emma said : "I'm mortal pet...its time for beeeeeed"

by Panda_hug August 1, 2012

Beeedle (3 e's)

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.

beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle

by Big Jim the man fae forrrrez! January 22, 2015

Beeersch

A level of drunkenness only achieved by highly trained alcoholics; while simultaneously inheriting the ability to speak to felines, and ultimately slaying the pussy like a god.

"Hey beeersch..... *blackness*"

by Umadbro43 November 12, 2016