Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

Lipp Bender

An alcohol bender last 2 to 3 weeks.

Damn, Abby’s on another lipp bender. I’m starting to get really concerned with her health.

by Titan boss May 29, 2021

bender

Noun: One who bends at the ankles while skating.

Look at that kid I just deked out. He's such a bender!

by Bdizzle007 December 4, 2010

Bender

A hockey player who has weak skating skills. Generally causing their ankles to bend inwards toward the ice

Ex: Look at Jared Boudreau his ankles are kissing the ice without the tape. What a Bender!!!

by Bender On Ice November 11, 2015

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

gwender bender

gwender bender is the most unique person, she is very obtuse and loves people she loves hitting people, very pretty girl and good with children and very very very nice (no hitting at all)

gwender bender you are very obtuse

by crumpet..eater April 28, 2022

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023