Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010

Bachelor Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of random collection of ingredients that can be found in a bachelor's kitchen. Also known as a bachelor sangwich, bachelor sammy, randy sammy, or potpournini (potpourri / panini)

Ryan made a bachelor sandwich with ham, gravy, pickles, one slice of bread, a tortilla, a hasbrown, and crushed Top Ramen.

by RonnieSan August 14, 2011

Banshee Finger

Banshee ( A wailing spirt damned on this earth for eternity )
Finger ( a human abendede )

When giving pleasure to a women with your finger(s) untill she wails like a common Banshee.

This can also mean for males, however this is more difficult to achieve with males, (aka anal pleasure).

The Banshee Finger, done correctly will involentaryly make him or her squeal like a piggy.

Guy 1: Bro. Get this, i was with this chick last night and i totally gave her the Banshee Finger.

Guy 2: Dude, dont lie, you couldnt give a women the Banshee Finger even if you where stretch armstrong.

Guy 1: You're just jelly that i can make a girl wail

by Graceful666 October 17, 2011

Bachelor laundry load

Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.

I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.

I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.

by Dani T December 28, 2013

Baechel

Passion.
A couple, boyfriend and girlfriend.

Backwards says leche, milk in spanish.

You are me baechel.
We are baechel.

by Boothang! November 26, 2014

bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).

Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.

by Marauder12 July 7, 2016

blanched

To be taken advantage of by your brother-in-law after having a mental breakdown

Dude, I totally blanched my sister-in-law when my wife was out of town.

by Helyqy May 22, 2016