Straight-Baking

(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.

'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.

by NickyDoughnuts March 21, 2023

baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021

late and bake

Blazin late at night instead of going to sleep.

An adventure in the night...and we aint talking about wet dreams

" Im not ready for this day to end..."

" Then lets late and bake mothafuckaaas! " - (Fogell voice)

by KidMonster October 24, 2010

bake & boink

(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.

Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*

by <3CJ October 12, 2013

Chicken Bake

The reward from costco, is what you get for doing anal. It is purchased by your partner.

"Last night i got a chicken bake"
"Damn dude how's your asshole?"

by Miragek June 1, 2022

Baking Brownies

When you absolutely shit your fucking pants

Joe: whats that smell?

Xavierthe4thsexy: Sorry I was baking brownies

by SubwayGod101 February 16, 2022

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011