big fatty boom batty

1. A smokable containing the herbs of life, rolled to the size of giant tampon or baseball bat.

1. Scenario : Two lads preparing to play a popular football computer game.
" Before I beat you senseless, I need to skin up "
" I think you're mistaken, for it is I who will be doing the beating. Just like i did last night, but this time i wont need my spank paddle or your mum. How much you got left? "
" Enough for one and a bit. Can get more as soon as your bird pays me for the special services I gave her while you were with my mum. How 'bout you?"
" Same. "
" Fuck it! Lets just put 'em together and make a BIG FATTY BOOM BATTY. "
" Nice. "
" No, what's nice is my new sheep skin carpet. Have you felt how soft it is? "
" Not yet, but I was planning on wiping my arse with it later. "

by Mr.E.Man December 10, 2008

Batty

1. A Jamaican\ English slang of the word homosexual\ gay. 2. The word can also mean arse. The word has the same upbringing as the word bumbaclaat

" toms a batty boy" or " Hes into batty and that"

by C ollaboration August 20, 2018

Battygyalism

The act of being a battygyal💀

Sarah is into Battygyalism

by ThatwastoogdLetsgetthebillpurr February 12, 2022

Batty

An abriviation of the word Batmitzvah

1: Ahh so excited for the batty!
2: Don't you mean batmitzvah?

by justsoyouknowthat... June 20, 2009

Basty

Unpolished. Raw. Usually used to describe a sound.

Man, his guitar work is really basty.

by Rich January 15, 2004

fatty boom batty

n. A fatty boom batty is packing a fat lip of dip and being fratastic. Throwing in a fatty boom batty is a past-time assosciated with playing video games, watching tv, and in the scummiest cases...making out with a girl. Fatty boom battys are best when used with skoal mint, skoal straight, and bandits. The ultimate fatty boom batty is also known as the Civil War, preferrably with a full sample tin of skoal minter on the bottom and mint bandits on the upper. I t is not a fatty boom batty if you dip while beating off, then it is just dirty and scummy and for pussies not man enough to get on bitches with a true fatty boom batty in. If u want to be really fratty, then call it a fratty boom batty and pack 8-10 lippers a day.

"I need a Fatty Boom Batty!!!" "Lipppeerrrsss!! Yea, fatty boom battys!!!" I love fatty boom battys

by Mark Payne December 10, 2008

Batty

Batty, referring to Batty Sex-Materbation.
People practicing batty sex are batties

I, myself do enjoy batty sex

by jugglin December 28, 2005