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Australian Motorboat 

1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.

2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.

3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
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Australian kitchen 

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.
We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.
Australian kitchen by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

Australian bushfire

When you douse your partner's pubes with gasoline then light it up, giving them a bushfire at their down under.
Dave felt adventurous last night, so I tried the Australian bushfire on him! Pity he is in the hospital now.

Australian butterfly kiss 

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.
You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

Australian fondue 

Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.
"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"
Australian fondue by lyoghs March 13, 2021

Australian Wheelbarrow 

the act of lifting up your girls legs like a wheelbarrow while your dick is inside of her, and having her move her hands closer and closer to your legs to form a handstand and then cumming in her to "fill up the wheelbarrow"
hey did you see Joe Biden's new speech? yeah he did a live Australian Wheelbarrow to a child in the audience! he's so cool!

Australian Bush Fire 

When you are having Anal intercourse with an Australian woman who has not shaved her asshole and you get rug burn on your penis
"Damn she really needs to shave down under. She really hit me with the Australian Bush Fire!!"