gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".

by aethernet September 4, 2006

my ass

Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

caca ass

a dirty anus with shit in the crack.

hey caca ass get yo stanky ass over here.

by shit brick creampie February 10, 2017

hella ass

what you be pullin on the daily

Example: Damm, you be pullin hella ass like every day. That shit is tight!

Respondant: I do alright.

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

tits or ass

the age old question.

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."

by nikchaing January 11, 2008

ass dial

accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons

Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.

by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003

Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014