Elijah

Literally the biggest thot I know, he’s a male thot but is in denial and will never confess. He’s also very confusing and bad at being nice. And he will never send a picture of more then half his face.

That’s definitely an Elijah, you can tell by the cut outs

by Juliaisnotathot January 9, 2019

Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.

OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy

by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

Elijah

The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.

"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."

"I think I'm in love with Elijah."

by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a very short, supportive, friend, but his personality is so kind and warm, he always cares about the people hes loves the most, his friends and family. He can give the best advice and he is honestly such a caring individual and funny person.

Elijah is a good friend to hang out with- meaning he is a real one and a good, genuine friend.

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a funny attractive guy and a good friend.

Elijah is a really good friend!!

by MMMEEGGG October 14, 2022

Elijah Sternberg

wowzers elijah

wowzers elijah sternberg is here!

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Elijah

Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

by anonymous April 4, 2023