granny apple

When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.

Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.

by NoloD December 4, 2017

Apple Sense

Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is known as the 6th sense used by humanity. There are 5 main senses but there is also the hidden 6th sense (Apple Sense). What is Apple Sense? Apple Sense (AppleTerm) is something mysterious that allows you to be sensitive to your desire or need. As long as you keep on thinking about the matter constantly for at least 5 days, You will subconsciously use it. Regardless of where you are, all your senses will be heightened when it comes to your desire. This includes surfing the web, social media, and even gaming. It is not luck, it is an innate skill. As long as you constantly think about it and you act to look for answers. Apple Sense will aid you. Of course, do pray to the AppleKing for higher power help if you desire extra help.

"Oh yay, I had so much trouble over the years yet when I

consciously used the Apple Sense, I found what I desired in 10 days."

by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) December 13, 2020

Carmel Apple

A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.

I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.

by AGamb1e January 12, 2016

apple trifecta

n.

(also shortened to "the trifecta")

An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.

"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."

-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"

"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."

by BlowItByTheO December 28, 2013

Apple Blossom

The best holiday ever. Family style Mardi Gras in the small town of Winchester. Everyone comes together, even the people you have never seen before come out. schools close, and the town shuts down to focus on the parades and festivities. You get drunk and party it up all day long. PINK and GREEN are the only colors you see. there is more carnival food than you have ever seen before and walking through the streets have never been so hard! simply amazing!

Have you been to Apple Blossom?

by KBake April 17, 2008

Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.

"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."

by JBDKC March 27, 2009

good apple

Basically its girls, the good apples are at the top, but many guys are afraid to climb high to get the good ones incase they fall and get hurt, so they stick close to the ground and get the crappy apples that dont last.

"Damn shes a good apple" "Be careful dude, you might fall"

by VSEM July 12, 2009