boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

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alien poi

the fucking badest assest poi spinning style on earth. With geometric moves that will blow your mind. Think a flaming 3D spirograph.

That alien poi really freaked my shit out. See also Alien Jon.

by High Priestess 22 February 5, 2010

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Alien-Specie Pox

An invasion of European descendants with Pox diseases into America, decimating the Native Americans Indigenous groups, and taking over their land by committing genocide bringing their disease in purpose.

Karen - Ken tells you: Go back to where you came from.
Your comeback can be: You go back where YOU came from you Alien-Specie Pox.

by fckUkaren November 7, 2021

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multidimensional purse aliens

um in a world where em have no meaning
multidimensional purse aliens aim to en-
hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks

She groveled turnonover my masculinity until I turned into a flamebasket glass-case slipper in her happily after four ever pronjob oddjob jame mcvoy poem, and let her feed my polywogs to her huge rock hard lion's mane, she taught her daughters to win over the hearts of the multidimensional purse aliens cause my white paper had red ink and my jelly donut DNA was not allowed to live the flying sauce 'e'r s' somethin like'at. I was too white to leave and too red to die, man whita life, by a beautiful life christmas, in dedocakeson to Snow White.

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

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