Formby Ed

a smelly wool who carries blades up their arse and they smoke hot chocolate
by RonaldMccarter August 16, 2022
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Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.
by Clarabella October 18, 2020
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sonia-ed

To completely pass the tipsy stage and become drunk instantly leading to bad behaviour and severe hangovers
Oh my god, I was so sonia-ed last night that I fell out of the cab
by cakeynumnums January 07, 2014
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Ed kash

Man with the biggest shlong but sometimes can be sus.
oi stop being a ed kash u gay pull up ur pants
by iloveedkash February 21, 2021
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TCAP-ed

To get a pedophile exposed in the style of the NBC series made famous by Chris Hansen "To Catch a Predator".
The abbreviation stands for To Catch a Predator-ed
"Did you see that video about EDP445? He totally got TCAP-ed."
by Janruzalem April 22, 2021
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mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.
Example 1:
Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.

Example 2:
Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
by sopalain August 14, 2018
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mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.
Example 1:

Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.

Example 2:

Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
by sopalain August 14, 2018
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