oaky afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007

after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

aftermilk

The milk left over after a bowl of cereal. It is usually cold and sweet and often contains small cereal particles.

My favorite aftermilk is from a bowl of Cookie Crisp because it is cold and sweet and has little lost choclate chips in it.

by thegonz76 September 4, 2009

After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

by Taylah :) June 10, 2014

Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.

After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.

by RedAvenger December 21, 2008

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012