jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

Arne Jans

Love you pookie 😘

I fucked Arne Jans last night.

by ArneJansLover69 June 2, 2025

8th jan

National bullying zein day

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!

by swaggatronpenisvagina January 3, 2022

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013

Jan Niña

Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.

Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.

by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022