Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.

Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*

by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019

A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 04, 2017

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 30, 2011

Hamster hole

your ass hole

“I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”

by hamsterhole June 28, 2018

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023