Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019
Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly
by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022
Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020