Bible of misogyny 65:9

Phrase meaning :does he wanna talk to you or is he just replying?

P1:seems like he doesn’t put any effort into talking to me

P2:bible of misogyny 65:9

by doomunit69 July 2, 2021

Word of Life Bible Institute

Where its acceptable to wear the ugliest sweaters which a 70 year old grandma would be proud to wear, its basically a rite of passage. The teachers are as old as the dust caught on there argile sweaters and ties. And the food, lets not even go there.

1: You go to word of life bible institute?
2: Yes.
1: Oh I feel bad for you.

by DjJoeKerr December 28, 2011

one eyed Bible salesman

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

by void_nothing May 28, 2007

Use Your Bible and Your Brain

The advice preached by some fringe American pastors to their congregations with regard to mask wearing and vaccination, who claim that Covid-19 is a “fake pandemic” and that they themselves would not take a vaccine—and that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, who would be re-elected as the President of the United States, be it in 2020, 2024, 2028, or even later (after serving his reduced jail sentence, commuted by the President of the day).

A conservative pastor from Tennessee, who is probably scientifically challenged, told his faithful uncritical church members: “Don’t trust the fake media, but use your Bible and your brain to decide whether you want to wear a mask or get vaccinated.”

by MathPlus December 11, 2020

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

It's written in Gothic and it says and Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, Ashtré is foolish. It's history comes from bulletin posts on a website called Imgoth.com. A user with the display name Ashtré tried to pretend he knew what something said that was written in Gothic. And every post made he thought were in Gothic he would respond with Wulfila's Bible, The imgoth user in aiwins naht started posting messages in different Germanic languages to have Ashtré respond saying Wulfila's Bible. After a few time of this a bulletin post was made giving all information on the actual languages and the English translations. After this was the first post of the phrase jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré. Now whenever Ashtré says or does something foolish, a post is made of "jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré"

This has been brought to you by:in aiwins naht

in aiwins naht
weihnai namo þein

In aiwins naht {0.-.-.-..0000029A}Ashtré I have screen shot you saying you lied and you saying that I am the one that made the bulletin posts.

Ashtré_30320 So?
Ashtré_30320 will anyone believe you/
Ashtré_30320 ?

because Ashtré responded to being told that his words were screen shot with a question asking if anyone will believe it. The response to this would be jah Ashtré, Wulfila's Bible, dwalmôn Ashtré

by (Everyone on earth) December 18, 2009

Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.

Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023