An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?
Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.
More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
by ws January 19, 2004
Get the beer cataracts mug.Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
Get the Beer Pooch mug.A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.
I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!
by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011
Get the Motor Beering mug.when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
Get the beer cute mug.When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.
Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.
Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.
Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.
by knockout9019 September 8, 2009
Get the Beer Mug mug.A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"
by scuzzie August 5, 2009
Get the Beer Thirst mug.A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 4, 2019
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