Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
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“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”
by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018
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Callum likes kids. He drinks Stella like it’s going out of fashion, in fact it’s the only fashion he has ever known. He has a crooked penis which leave women’s very wanting less. His face makes onion’s cry.
by DaisyDuke101 March 6, 2021
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