Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)

Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD

by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018

Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.

Brandon is Brandon

by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019

Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon

by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022

Brandon

He is a Brandon that likes to be Brandon
why you may ask

because He is Brandon

Because I'm Brandon

by NOJ BRANDON August 25, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon

He's just straight up fat

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds

by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019