your mom

your mom

your mom

by yourmom❤️ January 13, 2022

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 27, 2016

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

Your Mama

The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

by DKDiddles January 16, 2021

your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.

Your father's at the milk store, right?

by _lupical May 22, 2022