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Yogurted

Getting yogurt thrown at your car.
Jaiden: I JUST GOT YOGURTED
Kevin: yo
by MicroP June 3, 2025
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bone yogurt

by penisflytrap September 12, 2016
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One eyed yogurt spitter

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"
by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020
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yogurt testing

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.
by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015
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Forbidden Mango Yogurt

Sperm that is stored in a fridge and left to harden , after 3 months it turns into a yogurt consistency and is usually a mango yellow colour .
RC consumes forbidden Mango yogurt every night
by Roo-poo August 1, 2023
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Yogurt

"omg yogurt" more like Yag art
by Bri is h February 25, 2021
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