Pipe wrenching

The act of ejaculating with a pipe wrench via twisting it as if tightening a bolt

“Bro was pipe wrenching like crazy”
*cranking sounds ensues*

by Spartan#3223 April 22, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.

That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.

by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025

American Wrench

When 2 males engage in a competition to see who can achieve an orgasm first.

P1: Mike, let's do another American Wrench!
P2: This is the 5th time today!

by mexican-mower/of\lawns November 29, 2025

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019

Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.

When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.

by daltonjfk November 4, 2019

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022