wastered

Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.

I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.

by kellythephilly March 9, 2007

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Richard Westerdale III

A cool kid from Massachusetts that I am friends with.

The guy who wrote the first one can come over here to mass and I'll shoot his non-american ass.

by Jared November 6, 2003

Western Civilization

In the US, 1930s invention of good whites and an apparent common culture excluding non-whites and bad whites (i.e. Nazis). Used to rally white saviour complex to lead world and also fight Nazis who threatened Anglo dominance and business interests. Taught in universities as foundation for everything that's good in modernity.

We must protect Western Civilization (i.e. white male capitalist normativity) from those feminists and third world intellectuals...and of course the commies who want to 'share the wealth'.

by Elizabeth Regina February 1, 2017

Western Canada

A drug and booze filled part of Canada, mostly filled with arrogant people who consider them selves important to Canada. People in Western Canada complain about the East Coast of Canada, because the East Coast knows how to relax and have a good time, which puts a damper on people wanting to actually visit the West. Western Canada is filled with worthless Statues such as the worlds biggest perogie, dinosaur and beaver... in hopes to attract business to there towns. Western Canada also continues to pollute and kill our animals so that they can keep there precious oil sands.

Maritimer: What do you do for a living.
Arrogant Westerner: I work high up in an oil firm, how about you, suppose you fish, but are on unemployment right now.
Maritimer: Well actually I'm a CEO for the Scotia Bank in Halifax.

Western Canada: Arrogant, Alcoholic, Drug user, Unhappy, Thinks he/ she is important, hick, waste of space.

by Edmontonian321 January 24, 2011

wasteress

A waitress who is very beautiful and is therefore wasted in being a waitress (should instead be a model).

She can't open a bottle of wine, but what a wasteress!

by mouflon_mouflon May 7, 2010

Western

When you send a message in the group chat after someone has sent it previously

"We already know that West Ham are favourites for relegation, you've had an absolute Western"

by The_Western_Octopus March 13, 2020