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woogson

A clumsy cat that is funny to take the micky out of. A little bit chubby but adorable. Very affectionate. An adaptation to the word woogie
Oh Woogson, you're a chubby little kitty! Aren't you?
by Sugarbaby💗 January 31, 2018
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Woodshed Moment

Wood shed is an outbuilding where the firewood was kept back in the olden days. Usually there was room inside for a couple of seats (unsplit logs) to facilitate smokin' & jokin'. However, it was also a convenient and enclosed space to deliver an ass-whuppin' in relative private without disturbing the better-behaved children of the house. These days a "woodshed moment" is not limited to a beating, and can apply to disciplinary conferences in an employer/employee relationship.
"What the...Brad botched the meeting and cost us a client! When he gets in we're going to have a woodshed moment."
by ChickenThe Cat October 10, 2018
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Woodsy

woodsy is the word for someone who has an increased size in the penis area
OMG Look at Woodsy he has a massive cock
by woodsymfc February 14, 2019
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Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020
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Whops

Adjective: Used to describe something with an awful stench so bad you might pass out. Usually within a single mans bedroom.
1. Yo dude, the pee you left in your from three days ago toilet whops.
2. Dude my ball cheese today really whops, it's nearing the point of no return
by The Knowledgeable One768 April 7, 2020
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Whoops

1: A signal used when someone is pissed to the point of not caring anymore. Usually means you broke 'em bro. Often a sarcastic reply to excessive amounts of complaining. More specifically a sarcastic reply to some dumbass getting upset if you make a "mistake".

2: said when a genuine mistake is made.

3: said when a mistake was made on purpose.
1: idiot: I hate math
Me: oof
Idiot: I hate ice cream
Me: damn
Idiot: I'm booooored
Me: sorry?
Idiot: you're no fun
Me: whoops.

2: me *knocks over Coke and spills on friend accidentally* whoops!

3: me: *knocks Coke over and spills on crush so I have an excuse to fluster and grab some napkins for him, opening up possible conversation- even tho I'm too awkward to actually do that but whatever idfc* whoops.
by Yeeting Hecks May 19, 2020
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woodseats

the absolute pengest area of sheffield

te pengest of the peng live here and regularly go to asda and smoke weed behind bins.
woodseats is home to stylish chavs that try to convince themselves they arent chavs when in reality you cant legally live in Sheffield and not be a chav.
by sheffield connoisseur May 22, 2020
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