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Woolly Mammoth

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.
Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"
by Romese October 21, 2011
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woolly thinking

An underused word that a small percentage of the internet has grabbed ahold of and will use as a means to belittle others.

Predominantly written on mailing lists and discussion groups regarding technical issues, "woolly thinking" will frequently be used as a subtle way to say someone is thinking in an inferior way.

Unfortunate victims are seeking help and have a genuine desire to learn. "Wooly thinking" is a ruse phrase. The writers goal is to make a snide remark repeatedly in an effort to instill fear in those asking questions. It can also be used as a superiority complex reinforcement tactic.

Those using this phrase are technically competent, but socially inept. This is easy to prove as mailing list and discussion forum traffic goes down on holidays, though the use of the phrase "woolly thinking" increases. This often can be attributed to the writer long ago becoming "that guy", which no one wants around on the holidays.

Civilized people with good moral attributes don't feel the need to bestow their self proclaimed superiority on others by using a phrase most have no idea the definition of. Real men and women come out and call someone stupid if they are behaving stupid.
It is your woolly thinking that is causing your failure.

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Woolie

Slang for WL meaning Weak and Limpy. Name given to male who experiences ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
"Ericks new name is Woolie because he couldent get it up with his girl last night"

"Hey woolie, hows it hanging"
by stabdededed August 9, 2009
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wooley back

to describe person(s)from the Welsh Valleys, with hairy backs.
Look at them smelly wooley backs.
More wooley back,lets give them a hiding.
by KingO'Bling&Robbie May 27, 2006
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Woolies

Who won SWCL?

The Woolies!
by Golfah August 27, 2009
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wooly

by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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wooloo

a verb meaning to weasle your way into or out of a situation
"oh man, i just totally woolooed my way into sean's pants"
by Hallieeeeeeeeee December 16, 2005
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