yeah cool wicked

When you are invited to an event that you have no intention of going to.
Usually said in a sarcastic manner

Other person: "Do you want to come to a barbecue with me and my pet tortuous?"

Me; " Yeah cool wicked"

by Sarcastic_Silas August 1, 2018

Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021

wanked

What real guys do in their spare time.

Those guys just wanked off.

by JDBOY April 17, 2006

Winkerty

(adj) Description of something that someone has done, or made (usually a movement or skill) which is completed, but looks odd ..... but they do it !

"Well ... you did it, but it looked sort-of .... 'er ...... winkerty !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.

I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.

by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014

wicked-lovely

A combination of the word wicked meaning amazing, and the word lovely meaning delightful. Can be used when praising or ending a conversation. This term dates back to the early 17th Century, mainly used by the Goodacre-ans.

"Alright, wicked-lovely, cheers Dan"

by Daniel Collins April 16, 2007

Wicked Witch

An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.

Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018